i don’t want to kiss a bunch of girls i want to kiss a girl a bunch of times
“Hey mom, repeat after me: the bus is yellow.”
“The bus is yellow.”
“The bus is yellow.”
“The bus is yellow.”
“The bus is yellow.”
“The bus is yellow.”
“What color is the bus?”
“The bus is yellow.”
“OHHHH YOU DIDN’T REPEAT WHAT I SAID”
My girlfriend said she slept with 5 people before we met.
I wouldn’t mind but I was only 20 minutes late.
this year for halloween i’m being a
gay
tricks on you because i’m gay all year round
